February 2012
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
yes? →
youdontknowkarate:
† Your religious Views? @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? # Relationship with your father? $ Relationship with your mother? % Who is your most loved person? ^ Have you ever been bullied? & What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? * What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? + What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen in love? ...
wheeze-the-juice:
when i stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, i had only two things on my mind: paul newman and a ride home
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i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
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me-peeta-llark:
I am sorry, but if you say that homosexuality is a sin, I’ll have to unfollow you
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left
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putmedownpunk:
sometimes my cat just starts randomly licking furniture
he’ll just walk up to a bookcase and look at it with this measuring stare, like it’s some kind of challenge
i wonder what you taste like, tall rectangular thingy
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Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
meowchan:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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ewrecktion:
They should kidnap one Duggar child every week and replace them with a large plotted sunflower and see how long it takes them to realize
During school: "What day is it?" "Thursday, February 23, 2012"
Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June"
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